WARNING. warning. WARNING.

This is Jade's vision on how a lovebug looks like

Deana just redrawed it.

This is an artist impression of a love bug.

Now aint it beautiful?

We owe our thanks to Miss Jade Lim.

Who gave me the idea of the love bug.

Now you guys better be careful!!

The lovebug may seem harmless but it actually is very contagious.

The most serious case of lovebug ever noted was in MAZ.

No one knows where such a vicous creature originated from.

But our prime suspect is MISS JADE LIM.

The symptoms are:-

a) Consistent singing of the 'Lovebug' song by the Jonas Brothers.

b) Consistent singing of ' If we were a movie' by Miley Cyrus.

c) Consistently playing an untuned guitar.

d) Calling your friends up just to let them hear you doing any of the above.

e) And of course, falling head over heels. Or heels over heads. 

If you experience any of these symptoms, do not panic.

Just simply spend an hour in Mr Sekhon's class 

And all will be solved.

Warning:- The side effects of Mr Sekhon's class includes,

Brain Damage,

Depression,

Any mental illness known to mankind,

Suicidal thoughts,

And fainting .

PLEASE SEEK A PHYSICIAN'S HELP BEFORE DIAGNOSING YOURSELF.

"Yeah would you like an apple pie with that?"

The reason why fast-food SUCKS!

Uggh.

So yesterday, i went to McDonalds.

And i personally think that they shudnt hire anyone without a proper education.

So there i was.

Clad in my jeans and blue shirt.

I walked up the counter and a girl was at the cashier.

She would have been pwretty if she had a proper skincare regime.

And a better haircut.

But her stupidity awed me.

Deana:- "Hi can i like have some fries."

Cashier:- (Smiles) "Sure. Would you like some fries with that?"

:)

So yeah. I was all bummed about that.

So for dinner. I decided to go for some Wendys.

But i remembered that the last time i had Wendys famous chilli.

I got bad gas.

So i made my way to Carls Jr.

This time a guy served me.

Deana:- "Hi can i get a pepsi please and some fries?"

Cashier:-"Sure. Would you like some fries with that?"

Deana:- "NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?"

Cashier:- (taken aback) "Miss i think you need to calm down or you will be ushred out of here."

Deana:-"SCREW YOU ALL!!"(stomps outside)

So i made my way to Kenny Rogers.

And this time i really was very angry.

Super-duper angry.

Waitress:- "Hi welcome to Kenny Rogers."

Deana:- "Yeah i would like a quarter chicken. The original please."

Waitress:-"Drinks?"

Deana:-"Bottled water."

Waitress:- "Okay. So would you like to try our chicken?"

And i was like.

"I JUST ORDERED THE GODDAM CHICKEN!"

And she was like.

"You did?"

And i was like.

"SCREW YOU FUCKING FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS"

And i walked out with an empty stomach.

In the end.

I went to Jusco and had some Nasi Lemak.

And i was content.

Just a reminder to you all.

Never ever go to the above mentioned restaurants in Sunway Pyramid.

Cept for the jusco one.

Isnt life amazing? :)

Britney's songs not meant for kids??

Yes.

It seems like pop-star errm i mean

super-uber, mega pop-star

Britney Spears hits the gossip section again.

But this time,

its not because of her stupid fucked up antics.

its about her song

if you seek amy.

Apparently, 

if you say if you seek amy very fast.

it will spell out " F-u-c-k Me!"

woahs.

See now that makes sense.

What we think :-

(lyrics for if you seek amy)

Love me, hate me

Say what you want about me

But all of the boys

And all of the girls

Are begging to 

If you seek amy.

What Britney is actually saying :-

Love me , hate me

Say what you want about me

But all of the boys 

And all of the girls

Are begging to

F-u-c-k Me!!

Haha.

Now that settles it.

:P

I wish i was like her.

(Not Britney)

Trip to Cherating && Uptownance :)

ohmyfuckinggod!!

im like so exhausted.

so anyways. since i didnt blog for yesterday.

im going to blog it here now :)

 

the day before yesterday:-

well nothing much happened.

just that the whole family went to sunway along with the rest.

ahh 

yada

yada

yada.

so anyways, i tried to sms jade somethings.

but she didnt reply.

i think she's mad at me.

but who the fuck cares?

i do :(

yesterday:- 

we all went to cherating

memories flood back into my mind.

sweet memories of me and hazirah puking when we tried to eat fried eel.

memories of tasha telling me the taste of alligator tail soup

good times.

ahh :)

then we went to the beach.

and tried some homemade ice-cream.

its fucking delicious :)

who could have thought that for one ringgit one could taste something so valuable.

and fall in love all over again.

<3

on the way home.

the titanic song came on the radio and well

thoughts of him came to my mind.

even though we've never ever met.

i've felt like i know you for quite sometime.

this is the first time i felt so very in love.

although i've had numerous amount of crushes before.

all the love i've spent on them didnt amount to this.

wont it be wonderfull if he actually

feel the same way about me.

but he's not meant for me.

he doesnt even know me.

but i felt like i've known him for almost a lifetime.

if i actually believed in past lives.

maybe he and i were together.

but i dont.

why you ask?

the answer is. i dont know.

i dont know.

so now here i am with mr time.

i will always and forever love you mr time.

even though we've never met.

;D

so anyways other than that emo moment.

we went to uptown and i bought a jackass video game.

whoohoots.

i love jackass.

hehe :)

and other than that i also managed to read hazirah's tiny little notes.

which states that she is homesick.

what a baby,

sheesh.

and she snores alort too.

uggh!

and aside from all those,

my cat chewbacca is sick again!

i hope she gets well. 

and i have the feeling that everyone from school

is ignoring me again!

sometimes i wonder,

whats it like to actually have REAL FRIENDS WHO STICK BY UR SIDE!

but i guessed.

that aint going to happen anymore.

aight?

SO FUCK OFF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BRAT.

i hate you all

hate

hate 

hate!

todays post.

hellow there.

alamak why is my blog so pathetic?

there's like absolutely no one who commented on my tagboard

besides hazirah

so aniweas, we had alort of fun yesterday 

well kinda. If you think hanging out with an immature noob who acts cool is fun:)

Aniweas, deana and hazirah decided to make a video.

which is super-uber stupid.

hazirah decided to be miley cyrus.

so just watch the video ohkays?

starring

hazirah

deana

and zuhair

(bytheway please don't sue us for this hahaha no harm intended!!! The magazine was just a disguise. Miley didn't really say any of the things)

dialogue:-

deana:- woi open lah miley. so miley how was it like dating nick jonas?

hazirah(pretending to be miley) :- shaddup.

deana:- oi so mean ah you. ohkay next question. so whats your fav food miley?

miley :- you

(crazy laughs)

deana:- ohkay ohkay,next question next question. so miley i heard u posed nude. is it true?

miley:- (pauses)

deana:- oi

miley:- why you wanna noe?

deana:- cause i saw your pictures

miley:- shaddup.

(laughs)

deana:- woi miley. gimme more specific answers larh.

so miley i heard a new treadmill or something like that.

miley:- yeah, its right there. (points to treadmill)

deana:- so try it out.

miley:-(hesitates)

(does a shuffle)

deana:- is that like a shuffle or something?

miley:- ah ohkay bye bye i tired ready

deana:- and that was ur interview wif miley cyrus.

yes we noe were crazy

but at least we had alort of fun doing this :)

Helows

since this is like my first post.

im just going to wish Happy CNY you guys.

well nothing much happened.

just that HAZIRAH

invaded my house

aniweas,

im really bummed

cause its like everyone around my is hooking up.

and im really pissed.

cause i wanna hook up with someone too

cept that he doesnt even know i exist.

:)

so aniweas,

me and omama had this like emo fight.

and lets end it with a quote from her

"i need more than help. i need to get out of the house, i need a friend,a pet and then i need help"

toodles :)