FUNNY. funny. NOT. not (:

Today,

there was this dude.

and we talked

sorta (:

hot dude:- excuuse me? *with a sexy french accent.*

me:- yes?

hot dude:- i was wondering..

(hot dude's gf appeared)

hot girl :- hyelow there.

me:- (omg i need to go pee) what is it?

both of them:- where's mc donalds?

me:- in isreal. (walks off)

dammit.

if it wasnt for the pee.

i wouldnt have been soo mean.

after that.

(a woman approaches me)

woman:- lai. lai. 

me:- what?

woman:- where's the post office.

me:- (influenced by peterpan and was also kinda irritated at how she looked at me.)

"second to the right and straight till the morning

goddamit people.

what.

do i look like a concierge?

sheesh.

aaaaaanddd!!

i decided to make a band called.

rubberband!

(fahmi chose the name)

and this band is going to farking rock cause.

we sing bad

and we cant play any instruments.

although we all do have instruments.

arent we special?

*i virtually bite fahmi*

ooh and i just found out one cool fact!

i went to the "mac" store with my dad just now.

and guess what

they are giving 5% discount for tourist.

all you have to do is show your passport.

muhaha.