Mulut laser nak mampos.

Haha. That's the result for my facebook quiz thingy.

But I think alort alort of people will agree that my mouth is laser-fying and takleh diam.

ohmygod. todayy was very well, adrenaline rushing?

because,

deana, jade, fahmi, faishal, sonia, krishen, abdullah and a bunch of maz-nites carik-ed pasal with a bunch of local malamesian losers.

and i'm so proud of this incident that i'm blogging about it while talking to a random turkish dude who thinks i'm awesome.

so anyways, yes, we were there arguing but the only people who PARTICIPATED was me, abdullah, jade and sonia. And boy oh boy it was just so fun to irritate them.

There's this one dude who thought he was so cool, he took a stick and hit the dustbin but ter-owned because only the top part of the dustbin came off.

at this point me and jade shouted :- "wow. dustbin arh. so macho man."

Then got this one dude with wacky eyebrows. Like seriously wacky.

Me and Jade started laughing our asses off.

at this point jade said :- "eh deana. you like that dude from star trek right. what. look at that guy man."

Then got this one dude, who came up to Abdullah and started speaking malay to him. Fucking funny like hell.

at this point i shouted :- "oi, dier tak cakap melayu."

And Abdullah was just standing there laughing like an idiot.

Many many funny things happened.

Like the guys said, they're going to wack the ass out of those losers, but when they reach the spot, everyone started playing the see-saw thing. And those losers are still like provoking us.

FUNNY MAN.

Then things started to get serious when the people from the B-ball court started joining us, actually they just stood there like assholes.

And we stared at them.

Then, the b-ball teacher with the ghetto accent crashed the party and guess what?

THOSE LOSERS BLAMED ME FOR THE CAUSE OF THE FIGHT.

The teacher looked at me like i'm awesome and i'm like woah.

AM I THAT AWESOME?

Then those losers started to go home lah, because got the b-ball teacher.

at this point i shouted :- HAHA. PENAKUT! (scardy cats) and they started shouting back in KAMPONG GLAM.

and faishal ended the arguement with an awesome line :-

he pointed to one guy and said, "yang itu dah baligh ke belum?" (have u reached puberty yet)

fuck you faishal. you were hilarious.

then the b-ball teacher told me to cool down.

MEMANG DAH COOL PUN! I SINGLE HANDEDLY CAUSED A RIOT. WELL JADE HELPED LAH. BUT IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

then all of us got lectured. but we didn't care. we wanted to do that again.

because that's how we roll.

today we all learn a very important lesson :-

do not make fun of the handicapped.

and that the b-ball teacher is kinda gdlkng(: